Whither Clark Griswold?

There should be a brand new Family Guy on right now AND the first network showing of National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation this year, but instead, I must watch W drawl his way through a national address, trying to tell me that the war in Iraq must go on. Hearing him speak makes me want to break up Christmas ornaments and shove the glass shards in my ears. I just want to watch some holiday programming, but must instead listen to this bullshit. Joy to the world and peace on earth and goodwill toward men, my ass.